Friday, 20 May 2011

Intro to Anon-o-mum

I became a new mum this year to twins and wanted to write a brutally honest (and funny) account of what it's really like to become a parent.  Tired of other mums either lying about their remarkably advanced children, or others scaring you with how hard it all goal is to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...and to make you laugh along the way.

If you're a mum yourself you'll probably relate to my experiences and if you're child-free and want to try before you buy...keep reading.  This may be a kick up the arse to get multiplying, or it may be the best contraception you'll ever have.

To make sure I'm not censoring myself I'm writing this completely anonymously.  I'm not even telling friends and family as they'll probably get a mention.

My two daughters are known as Itchy & Scratchy and my husband will be Anonodad....until I can think of something more appropriate and funny.



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